“Look at all this leftover nog”. Kobo said as he looked about the fridge. “I better get to drinking, it will most certainly go bad after Midnight…”
Kobo woke up on the alien vessel, hungover and dressed strangely like he was in a sequel to Zardoz but couldn’t afford the rights. He heard the pitter patter of tiny extra terrestrial feet…he had been here before, and he knew what came next if he didn’t escape. The Anal Probe…then Netflix binging Fuller House.
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